I Am A Puppet On A String
I Am The Worst Thing Worst Thing You've Ever Seen
I Am Impossible To Believe
I'm Pulled By Gravity Shocked By My Depravity
I'm Irrational I'm Illogical Hypocritical A Bleeding Heart Liberal
I'm An Alien Dressed Like Gideon I'm A Malcontent
A Thorough Modern Idiot Watch Me As I Fall
I Am Humble I Am Vain
What Motivates Me Something I Can't Explain
I Am Outrageous And Insane
I'm Fueled By Gasoline, Alcohol And Nicotine
I'm An Honest Hypocrite Imploding Modern Idiot
I Am A Slave To My Abuse Convicted Caught With No Excuse
I'm Pathetic Apathetic Disillusioned Disconnected
I Am Lost I Am Free I'm Impossible To Believe
A Walking Chemical Statistically Impossible
A Thorough Modern Idiot Watch Me As I Fall