There's No Stoppin' The Cretins From Hoppin'
You Gotta Keep It Beatin' For All The Hoppin' Cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm Gonna Go For A Whirl With My Cretin Girl
My Feet Won't Stop Doin' The Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

1-2-3-4 Cretins Wanna Hop Some More
4-5-6-7 All Good Cretins Go To Heaven

(REPEAT ALL ONCE)