A Canner Exceedingly Canny,
One Morning Remarked To His Granny:
A Canner Can Can Anything That He Can,
But A Canner Can't Can A Can, Can He?

There Was A Young Man So Benighted,
He Didn't Know When He Was Slighted,
But Went To The Party And Ate Just As Hearty
As Tho' He'd Been Duly Invited.